"Married to the money, a true love story."
"Hi, my name is Ashantique-Keesha Thompson and I go to YOUNG MONEY REAL CASH MONEY UNIVERSITY. As soon as I got here I was like 'Daaaaaayum, dis shit be off da hoooooook!'. Soon enough I had chosen my major, Women's Studies. This major had me taking classes such as Advanced Sandwich Making and Street Smarts II: How to Work the Corner. Now that I have graduated, I am ready to pursue a career working the corner and begin to acquire that cold hard cash money. My rate is $600 an hour or $2500 for the night."
-Ashantique "Tiki" Thompson